more lebron thoughts...

Sooooo i thought i would just put down my tweets from today into a post...

LeBron sent Cleveland a truck load of tissues and lotion..since he couldnt provide them with their happy ending.

LeBron is in tune with needy children.. doing his announcement for charity in Greenwich, CT.. those kids need their Gucci. OY!

LeBron will just sit on his throne tonight, and let the sorting hat make the decision.. my guess.. Slytherin.

LeBron will announce tonight if he is Team Edward or Team Jacob.

Rumor has it that LeBron has the words "F**K Ohio" polished on his middle finger.

At the end of LeBron's decision special.. he is going to wake up in bed with Bob Newhart.

LeBron was at his basketball in Akron handing out miami Heat hats... He left quickly after being bitch slapped by Betty White.

From now on, i want to be addressed as LeYenta.. does that make me a Queen? OY! Hey, why not? i have as many rings as LeBron

The next question is who will be coaching LeBron, LeWade and LeBosh? Will it be LeErik or LePat?

kobe said that at 9pm tonight while LeBron is announcing his decision, He will be shining his rings.

It is surprising that LeBron has made a decision.. because he up until now he hasnt been able to close the deal.

One of LeBron's advisers is Art Modell

LeBron to the Clippers.. you heard it here first.

LeBron is going to announce that he has a new late night talk show on TNT. Sorry ConanOBrien

LeBron is going to announce that he is in the first stages of gender reassignment and will be joining the NY Liberty of the WNBA in 2011

After LeBron announces he is going to Miami, Reggie Miller will be dethroned as the most hated basketball player in NY.

LeBron & Sarah Palin now have something in common.. they both left before they finished the job.

Woody Johnson tried to help by giving LeBron 1/2 price PSL's and a $50 gift certificate for the Jets shop. Who wouldnt take that deal! OY!

LeBron wouldnt come to NY and the knicks because he couldnt get a Visa to hang out on Revis Island.

LeBron just got a telegram from Dan Marino that read... "Welcome to Miami's no ring club"

LeBron sandwich at New York' great Carnegie Deli is just an overstuffed baloney sammich.

LeBron will announce that he is really the smoke monster.

LeBron & Favre will have a pay-preview event where they vy for who can get their ass kissed the most. Only $9.99 if you buy a jersey.

Report is that LeBron was spotted at Miami Ink getting a tattoo of himself on his chest. I guess it is true, he is two-faced! OY!

Before LeBron makes his decision tonight, he will wash off an oil soaked bird, showing his softer side, & that he isnt just a media whore.

I just turned over my car and set it on fire in anticipation of LeBron not choosing the knicks tonight.

To not cause speculation as to where hes going LeBron will make his decision in a plane over bermuda triangle.. lets hope he isnt lost. OY!

Could you imagine if LeBron snaps his ankle walking up the steps to his podium-throne to make his announcement. OY!

Well after tonight, LeBron is NEVER getting in to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Watch out..someone is going to poison his skyline chili.

Ok LeBron just called me & no shit, he's gonna shock the world & play in Europe for a year.. then he & Carmelo will be going to the knicks

SO.. LeBron goes to Miami and he joins Marino as greatest player whose only championship ring was bought from a gumball machine. lol OY!

If LeBron joins Wade & Bosh.. and they dont win a championship this season..will it be known as the biggest epic failure in NBA history?